Tuesday, December 1, 2009

My Dog is a Serial Killer!

Yep. You read that right! Most of you know some of the antics of Munson Parrish! He is a bad puppy! It is not getting any better either. He, along with BB Parrish, has killed a cat in the yard. Munson has demolished my Halloween pumpkin, ate my umbrella, my Georgia cooler Derek bought me, numerous garden hoses and more front porch handrails than I can count. This time he really made me mad! He knows he is in trouble in this picture. Look at that face. Wanna know what he did???
He murdered my whole scarecrow family! I had a cute little family of six (me, Derek and all four kids) with name tags and everything. Some were beheaded, others dismembered and he even scalped a few! I was so mad at him. He knew it. He probably even knew he was going to make me mad while he was committing this unthinkable crime on the DAY BEFORE Thanksgiving dinner at our house! I hope you can make some sense of the devastation. These two pics were taken with my camera phone. Hopefully you can click and enlarge them.

It is nothing for him to jump in our cars, but this week he tried to leave with the mail carrier!

Here are some of the pics of the previous crimes.

See how he will not look at me when he is in trouble!

And here is BB, being good as usual. She is old, so no more antics for her, except the cat murder, but I have to believe she was just an accomplice.

I will move on to the good kids now. Here is Alex. She was told by her preschool teacher to read on her break and she did just that. She even went and got the kitchen timer just like Austin does when he has to read for school. I love that!

Another sweet girl, Avery, having applesauce before bedtime.

Austin came along to say good night to all!

I love these simply sweet moments. They are passing by so quickly.

Avery made her own Thanksgiving dinner while we were preparing the basement for the big feast.

And Alex was teaching Avery to ride her "Big Gor" bike. Isn't that sweet?

Well, I know my blogs are posting more sporadically (did I murder that word?), but Christmas season is here and I am a busy "Gor". I have four kids and a huge family to shop for! Five of us are making gifts for each other this year and I have been working on that. I can't show you yet, but they are good!
I hope you all have a wonderful week and thanks to all the people from Davis Middle who have stopped by to look at the Savannah pics. Leave me a comment and let me know you were here. That blog is below if you came to see those pics.
Have a wonderful week....
................until next time.


Theresa said...

Great pics... I love all my babies, that Munson is a mess! He is cute but I know it frustrates you with all the things he has done:) BB is saying "what? I didn't do anything:!

Love Alex reading with her little timer. She wants to read SO bad:) Love Avery and Austin sticking his head in like he does! Sweet children, show me what you are making-shhhh I won't tell the others:) Love you, MOM

Michele said...

You have more patients than I!!! That Munson is a mess! He needs a hobby besides chewing! I love how Alex is teaching Avery to ride her bike sweet memories! One day they will be taking off in a car... I know don't rush it just enjoy it!! :)

Anonymous said...

Are you sure that dog isn't POSSESSED?! lol! Love those cute kiddos too! You DO have your hands full...but your heart must be overloaded! HUGS!!!

Kelli said...

Hilarious post!!! He is a little booger!! Sweet pictures of your children as always. I know what you mean about busy. We are attempting to "make" all gifts this year. We'll see how it goes!! Thanks for always stopping by to make me smile!!

Cindy Lou said...

OMGoodness!!!!! That was so funny!! I know that poor puppy does get into eveything but out of all the things he has done that was just horrible!! Love the pictures of all the kids!! And poor BB...she just doesn't know how to react to Munson!! Great post!! Have a great week!! I love you!!!

billypandnikkysmom said...

Munson a murderer......OMG ~ thank you so much for your post I was in need of some laughter and this did the trick. I do love the faces of those two dogs, so cute & silly, but I am sorry to hear about your yard decor & the cat murder ~ YIKES!!!!!! He'll get better......???

Loved the little ones, so sweet w/ her applesauce & her big "gor" bike and what a sister she has to be helping her out, your son is a cutie too :) Have a great night & thanks again for the laughs!!!

Domestic Goddess..Diva sometimes said...

Oh man, I don't know if he would be alive if he was my dog. lol The furry child needs some serious time outs. Poor cat. :(

Your human children look great though. :)I am 99% done with my holiday decorating and maybe 50% done with my shopping. Busy, busy, busy!

Joyce said...

What a dog.... reminds of that one on The Little Rascals ... except here the dog is the rascal! He must be outgrowing it soon. I love looking at your pics. Feels like I'm looking at family! xoxo

Its So Very Cheri said...

Thanks for all your visits. I always enjoy reading your posts and seeing what you are up to.

That is ONE BAD DOG.


Anonymous said...

pk @ Room Remix
Good thing your kids are more well behaved than your dog! He sounds pretty naughty and I'm not sure I would have your patience. :-) Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Katie said...

I love the picture of him in the mail carrier's truck!

Anonymous said...

Have you ever noticed the similarity between Munson/Manson? Hmmm...I'd watch my back if I were you! (joking!) Bless his heart, he's a cutie and he really looks sorry...